LAND OF 1000 DANCES

Good evening boys and girls.

Welcome to the Piper Club.

Welcome boys and girls

we're gonna have a party

come to dance everybody.

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You gotta know how pony

like bony moroney.

Do the mashed potato

do the alligator.

Put your hands on your hips

let your back-bone flip.

Do the Watussi

like your Aunty Lucy.

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Making love in the alley

with long tall Sally.

Twisting with Lucy

Doing the Watussi.

Rolling over on your back

yeah, I like it like that.

Do the jerk

watch me work you all.

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